If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store
Just put on dark lipstick and act like nothing happened
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remember when nickelodeon picked the worst possible name for their halloween sweepstakes
Getting into a relationship with me means I will put up with your shit. I will tell you I’m fucking pissed off at you but that doesn’t mean I will break up with you. I will tell you you are an asshole but I still love you then prob not talk to you for a few hours. I get into a relationship knowing there’s good AND bad days. And im willing to get through it with you on all days
Can we talk about how all-in Chris Evans is when he laughs?
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
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